"What's Up, Sexy?"

I am a five year old...unashamed and proud!! I saw this little trick done and these were some of my favorite responses... Let me just say that not all of the responses were like the ones here... Some people seemed to be getting mad at my texts because it wasn't making sense to them ("Do you think beans smell like upsexy?" doesn't make sense to people??) and they wouldn't ask me the correct question... I thought I would lose a couple of friends hahaa! Not really.... But it was too tempting to not do!
-DB

Christmas Coma

Is there such a thing as Christmas Coma?

I think there is....

I think I am in it....

-DB

I make babies cry

While up North visiting my grandpa, I was able to see my Best Friends baby... Now, this baby doesn't really know who I am since I only make it back North about once a month and she's too little to remember much of anything.

Well, what does this Auntie D do? Why, tries to bribe the baby or course! What do I have to bribe a baby with? Why, with my brand new iPhone of course! I somehow was able to get her on my lap and I then proceeded to try to get a decent picture of a squirming fourteen month old....since she's a bright little thing, of course she wants to hold the thing in front of her since she can see herself on the screen with the front facing camera.... But does mean Auntie D let her play with the expensive toy? OF COURSE NOT!!! Which leads to the picture you see... I make babies cry....
-DB

Visiting

My grandpa was taken into the hospital over the weekend with shortness of breath and general low energy. I was able to hitch a ride up North with my uncle and cousins after service on Sunday. When I was finally dropped off at my parents house (where I was to stay the night) my brother asked to see my new iPhone...about a few seconds later I got my phone back and much to my surprise, I saw the lovely image on my lockscreen and wallpaper.... Thank you, Bro!
-DB