Conversations with my Mother

After some conversation with my mother, her conclusion to solve all her life’s problems (from stress to joint pain) is for me to get married and have grandbabies for her.

This is a sample of a conversation that MAY or MAY NOT have take place with my mother.

Mom: “ You just need to hurry up and get married. OH I saw your old friend not too long ago…he’s getting OLD”

Me: “Mom, I’m ok the way I am now”

Mom: “I know, but it’s humans responsibility to replenish the earth”

Me: “ Mom! There’s plenty of people popping out babies already. I don’t think the human race is in danger of dying off”

Here she pauses like she’s really thinking about that comment

Mom:  "Yes you’re right....but if they all start thinking like you do, the humans are going to die off"

This is a sample of a conversation that MAY or MAY NOT have take place with my mother.